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SHITTY HATS HOF!!! THE LAST 7 YEARS OF SHITTY HATS WINNERS! 

  1. I Have Sex
    I Have Sex

    Sweet 16? Quinceaneras? Bar Mitzvah? Did your kid FINALLY lose their virginity? Congratulate them, the Shitty way™.


    $24.69

  2. Bucks Trucks Titty Fucks
    Bucks Trucks Titty Fucks

    The simple pleasures of a hunter's lifestyle. A beautiful animal, a big-ass truck, and pectoral lovemaking.


    $24.69

  3. Catch Bass Eat Ass Hat
    Catch Bass Eat Ass Hat

    Who doesn't love a fat bAss? Two parts of a well balanced diet and lifestyle.


    $24.69

  4. Motorboatin'
    Motorboatin'

    The ideal hat for all sailors, seamen, skippers, captains & motorboaters. And sons of bitches, of course.


    $24.69