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What the f*ck?
When the f*ck?
Why the f*ck?
So What's a Telethon?
A telethon (a portmanteau of "television" and "marathon") is a televised fundraising event that lasts many hours or even days, the purpose of which is to raise money for a charitable, political or other purportedly worthy cause.
Our Cause: Profits.
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*It's 69 hours of programming, you think we were gonna actually fill this out?