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TOTAL. BODY. EYEWEAR.

The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens. Wow! Look at that curve!

1 E-Spot™ Adjustment

4 different lengths to fit your face

2 Turbo Adjustment™

6 angles for maximum wind buckability

3 Rubber Touchpoints

Soft no-slip rubber nose and ear pieces!

THE ELLIPTICALS DIFFERENCE

TIGHTER!

ROUNDER!

SEXIER!

But Will They Fit Me?

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The 8 Week Program

Your key to unlocking
total mind-body-spirit fitness

Time to
SHAPE UP

 

TOTAL. BODY. EYEWEAR.

The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens. Wow! Look at that curve!

 

Ass-Blasting Technology

1 E-Spot™ Adjustment

4 different lengths to fit your face

2 Turbo Adjustment™

6 angles for maximum wind buckability

3 Rubber Touchpoints

Soft no-slip rubber nose and ear pieces

THE ELLIPTICALS DIFFERENCE

TIGHTER!

ROUNDER!

SEXIER!

But Will They Fit Me?

Are these photos helpful? No? Just buy them! Find out for yourself! Free returns! (please dont though, we already spent your money on boats)

But Wait
There's More!

The 8 Week Program

Your key to unlocking
total mind-body-spirit fitness

 

Time to
SHAPE UP

 

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