Black Beanie

Woah! It’s a beanie. Studies show that beanies make everyone look 110% more attractive. Giant forehead? Botched bangs? Horrible hairline? Awful forehead tattoo you got in Miami and assured the guy that, “no, no, yeah. I’ve been wanting to get this a long time” but you had just decided two tequila shots ago that you needed “Sit Here” written on your forehead? Yeah. Cover that shit up. Beanies.