I Have Sex

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THIS SHITTY HAT IS FLYING OFF THE SHELF. WHY? 45/138 IN STOCK.

Details

Sweet 16? Quinceaneras? Bar Mitzvah? Did your kid FINALLY lose their virginity? Congratulate them, the Shitty way™.

Size

One size that fits your Dad, Mom, dog, iguana and looks even better when you're wearing pit vipers.