In Dog Beers Im Drunk
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$17.76
Details
If we consider the 1993 study "Canine Beverage Consumption in Relation to Homo Sapiens," one can extrapolate that a standard 354ml beer is equivalent to 6.9 standard drinks if consumed by a canine, unless, of course, the canine is a good boy or girl, in which case they have been observed going "shot for shot" with their human companions.
Size
One size that fits your Dad, Mom, dog, iguana and looks even better when you're wearing pit vipers.