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The Merika Night Shades
Harness your inner Evel Knievel. Wait, what is that? No, put that away. Come on man. It’s a saying. Haven’t you ever heard it? “Harness your inner…” It’s not literal. Glad to see you embracing the kink though. Protect your eyes from fluids with this patriotic pair of clear Night Shades.
And yes, they’re our blue light blocking Blaster Lens so you can tell your boss to fuck off, it’s for your health.
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