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The Money Counters Double Wide
Time to count your money. You can use the "Root Beer Bottle Candy" Lens (see below) for perfect vision while down in the technical stuff.
Look up, and your eyes are hidden when you come back to reality. The Money Counters are great for slipping down on your nose as you bluff, scope, or chill. Prime for low-light, while you maintain your sex-appeal.
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