Roost Rocket Jersey

IS THAT EVIL KNIEVEL? Nope. That’s your neighbor Fred, and he just jumped your car with the help of a plywood ramp. He actually scratched your hood! Don’t get mad, get even. Tip: 45 degrees is the best ramp angle for distance. This classic color scheme and polyester jersey will be in his nightmares for years to come.


The official jersey of America’s real favorite sport: brap. Here’s the boring stuff: 100% polyester fabric, vented mesh side panels, and a drop tail.