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The Crown Royalty

The Crown Royalty

Pilots, cyclists, gamers, skiers, microwave pizza eaters and dogs, rejoice!

The Crown Royalty is our first ever amber lens, enhanced with a purple revo mirror coating.

One poorly sourced article we found states, "An amber lens will prevent muscle loss."

We don't like to lose muscles, do you?

Buy the Crown Royalty right now and get stronger like your dad always wished you would.

(Amber lens not yet available with miniature scorpions inside).

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