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The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal:
“The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien race from the planet, Nubira, arrived on earth in 6000 BC. These beings wished to create a race of slaves to mine gold from the earth.
The Polarized version of the Gold Standard will become your ticket to keeping the Annunaki at bay. They might steal your sunglasses though, hopefully they are nice.
Now 12mm wider to fit your big honkin' face.
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