The Land Locked Polarized

No tortoises were harmed in the making of these incredible tortoiseshell Exciters. Harness the wisdom, longevity, and sexual prowess of the mighty Landlocked tortoise, with none of the slow speed and dry skin. An ANSI Z87+ rated shell keeps your eyes safe, and the laser etched logo makes your smile smug. It’s okay, you can brag about it.