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Top Cum

Name: Top Cum
Brand: Pit Viper
SKU: N-HU-TOPCUMM-SH9
Price: 24.69 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

Do you love Top Gun? Are you sick of paying too much for Top Gun merch? Then look no further! Due to a disgusting typo at the Top Gun Fan Club, you can get your hands on your very own piece of Top Cum history! Who actually looks closely at the text anyway? No one will know the difference and even if they do, who cares! You can look just like Tom Cruise and let everyone know that you are the Top Dog with Top Cum on your head!

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:
Following a stiff and rigorous internal company-wide competition, our top 15 employees have each designed a shitty hat.
142 of each hat has been birthed into this world.
You cast your vote with your money. Buy your favorite hats.The first Shitty Hat to sell out wins! The winning employee receives bragging rights, the right to a federally mandated lunch break, and they don’t have to do karaoke at the office holiday party.

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