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Finally, the optimal training eyewear from Pit Viper is here. Boot up Strava, suck down some goo, and sweat out of your face. Welcome to the Try-Hard.
The Kill-A-Gram™ Interchange System features a customizable frame and interchangeable lenses, giving you four ways to wear one pair of hi-performance, athleticism optimized pair of Pit Vipers.
Adapt these to your training environment just like you adapted to “enjoying” making yourself sweat out of your face while enduring extreme physical pain for no reason but to train.
A wire-core ear bender system offers near-omni-directional bending action to optimize face sitting compatibility, and accomodate helmets for cranial defense needed during intense training moments.
Additionally, the Nose Picker easily adjusts to suit your schnoz, allowing for a balance of nasal comfort and high athletic performance.
TR90 is a scientific term dubbed by wind tunnel training researcher specialists for damn that’s flexible. And strong. And feels like air sitting on my face instead of grams of useless weight.
Polycarbonate is a simple term that promises your lens won’t shatter like your heart did when you got 31st place in the megathon you trained at least 3 weeks for last summer.
