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Shippin You Dem Shades


All international orders may be subject to duties. Your customs office or mail carrier should contact you once the package crosses into your country with a duties charge depending on your location. If you want to skip this step, everyone now has the option to pay for UPS shipping at checkout, where duties can be paid upfront. If you live in Canada or Australia, scroll down for more details on duties.


Every order ships from The Pit Viper Center For World Domination in Salt Lake City, Utah. Our shipping days are Monday through Friday

For customers that place orders before 12pm (noon) Mountain Time, we will do our best to get your package out the same day. Orders placed after 12pm Mountain Time will ship out on the following business day.

If you place an order Friday afternoon it will ship out on Monday (even if you selected Overnight Shipping. We are not Amazon, our shipping crew has to go home at some point). 

Carriers do not count weekends or the day your order ships towards shipping time.

UPS and FedEx do not deliver on weekends.

You will receive a tracking code from us when your Pit Vipers ship, along with a wicked video of us shipping your shades. If you can't find it, check your spam folder. They like to hide there. 

We'll try our best to require a signature upon delivery for orders over $250 USD.


Free standard shipping for orders over $25.00!  Orders under $25.00 will be $4.00 to ship.

Standard shipping will take about 3-5 business days

Priority upgrade shipping will take about 2 business days with FedEx.

If you want it faster, you can choose from expedited options at checkout. UPS and FedEx do NOT deliver to P.O. Boxes, so we suggest you use a physical address if you want your shit. 


Shipping to Canada is just $10 on orders valued up to $400. That's $10 USD. No, I don't know what that is in Maple Bucks. Google it. Orders take about 10-20 business days for delivery. Duties are covered on orders valued up to $400 with Canada Post. Duties are NOT covered with quicker UPS options, but you can pay them upfront at checkout.

How to track your order with Canada Post:

Open UPS tracking from the link in your shipping confirmation email, click "view details" on the UPS tracking page, copy the "alternate tracking number," and paste it on this website.

STRAYA (Australia)

Shipping down under is $15 on orders valued up to $400 with Australia Post. That's our post office handing it off to your post office. Who knows how it works but it seems to take about 10-20 business days to get to you. You do not have to worry about duties (unless your order is over $1000 AUD), but you will be charged 10% GST at checkout. Isn't international shipping fun?

How to track your order with Australia Post:

Open UPS tracking from the link in your shipping confirmation email, click "view details" on the UPS tracking page, copy the "alternate tracking number," and paste it on this website.


Only $15 for international shipping to anywhere in the world?!?! Yep, on orders valued up to $400 USD. That is correct my Hungarian friend. Just don't be mad if the package shows up in a tuk tuk and has the equivalent of a full passport worth of stamps on it. We have no clue how it's getting to you. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

Packages should arrive in about 15-25 business days depending on customs.

Orders are subject to additional duties/fees depending on your country and will be charged at the border with USPS International. Duties can be paid upfront at checkout with faster UPS shipping methods.

For expedited and international shipping, take that big ole order of yours to checkout, enter your shipping address and our impressive algorithm will spit out your cost. Voila. 


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