THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

Everyone at Pit Viper designs a shitty hat.
138 of each hat has been birthed into this world.
You cast your vote with your money. Buy your favorite hats.The first Shitty Hat to sell out wins! The winning employee receives bragging rights, the right to a federally mandated lunch break, and they don’t have to do karaoke at the office Christmas party.

  1. Save the Horses
    Save the Horses

    $17.76

  2. Let's Eat Out
    Let's Eat Out

    $17.76

  3. Water Chicken
    Water Chicken

    $17.76

  4. Wine'em and Dine'em
    Wine'em and Dine'em

    $17.76

  5. Trucking and Fucking
    Trucking and Fucking

    $17.76

  6. Get Lit
    Get Lit

    $17.76

  7. Mama's Boy
    Mama's Boy

    $17.76

  8. Gone Fishin'
    Gone Fishin'

    $17.76

  9. Spit and Swallow
    Spit and Swallow

    $17.76

  10. In Dog Beers Im Drunk
    In Dog Beers Im Drunk

    $17.76

  11. USA
    USA

    $17.76

  12. The Official Pit Viper Hat
    The Official Pit Viper Hat

    $17.76

  13. Treeway, what do you say?
    Treeway, what do you say?

    $17.76

  14. VAN LIFE
    VAN LIFE

    $17.76

  15. Booze Hound
    Booze Hound

    $17.76

  16. Pits Tits Flips
    Pits Tits Flips

    $17.76

  17. Circle Up
    Circle Up

    $17.76