Today's Discount: 28% OFF*
Shop now, the discount gets WORSE tomorrow.
*some exclusions apply.
Shop now, the discount gets WORSE tomorrow.
*some exclusions apply.
Experts have calculated this Lincoln Town Car (extended edition) to be approximately 69% longer than a perfectly average Lincoln Town Car. It’s a fucking limousine with a 6-place Lolo Bike Rack. The ultimate car for transporting you and at least 5 of your friends and most of their bikes.
JON P. in CALIFORNIA is now the WORLD'S MOST EXTREME CHAUFFEUR.
The MacDaddy of gift cards. $20,000 in pit vipers, apparel, gear, random bullshit, and whatever else our bosses decided to slap onto this digital-paper-mache mess we call a website randomly.
AMBER L. in UTAH is now Pit Viper's NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER.
A Jruck? A trean? An OBS Ford F-whatever wearing Wrangler jeans? Does a truck wear jeans over the bed or just the wheels? You know what I’m trying to say. C’mon, it’s a Cummins! It’s a fucking *Canadian Truxedo.
*Not for you fuckers in Canada.
AUSTIN O. in CALIFORNIA now knows EXACTLY how a truck would wear jeans.
An all inclusive Heli Ski Vacation from Alaska Heli Skiing in Haines, AK. Prize includes:
*Snowboarders and teleskiers are also eligible for this prize
MICHELLE N. in IDAHO can finally ski without listening to the bickering of idiots on the chairlift.
It's the one-of-a-kind Subaru Baja Blaster, named after our favorite discontinued Pit Vipers. Intended uses:
STEPHEN H. in KENTUCKY will NEVER HAVE A BORING TRIP TO TACO BELL EVER AGAIN.
Go from joe-schmoe to joe-big-pecker with the Pit Viper Sponsorship Package. You get it all:
Give our DM guy a fucking break from asking for free Pit Vipers and enter to win.
Kaitlin C. in COLORADO is finally getting the recognition they deserve.
Two YT mountain bikes of your choosing, Pit Viper custom-designed paint job by tecGNAR. It’s two bikes. What else do you want from me?
It’s not that hard; go to YT’s website. Pick two bikes. You get those two bikes, capisce?
Charlie M. in MONTANA is now MOUNTAIN BIKING FOR TWO.
With $3,000 in concert tickets, you could go see Dave Matthews Band 69 times, or Taylor Swift once.
JESS B. IN FLORIDA HAS TWO TICKETS TO AN ALL-YOU-CAN-HEAR BUFFET.
1000 f*cking winners. Your mom can win. You can win. 999 other people you may or may not know can win. This is the best chance you have of winning one of these giveaways.
1,000 people are now proud pit viper owners! Now the rest of you, GO SPEND SOME ACTUAL MONEY.
The ultimate VIP experience for anybody who has ever been in a car +1. VIP access with free food, free drinks, free Pit Vipers, free hotel, and free flights to Vegas for the NRX Championships in March 2024.
MATT K. IN MASSACHUSETTS IS GOT A VIP SEAT TO WATCH CARS FLY.
3 wheels, 2 divorces, only 1 winner. Wanna bring your marriage back together? You’re one click away from turning it all around with this street-legal, open-air autocycle.
BONNIE L. IN UTAH HAS 3 NEW WHEELS AND THE ADMIRATION OF ALL DIVORCED DADS IN THE AREA.
The icon of wealth. A real, genuine gold brick. Valued at approximately 10,000 bugaboos, or whatever, you can do all sorts of things with it. Like... sell it? Or look at it. Or beat your foes into submission with it. It's yours for the taking on this, the final day of Turbo™.
ALEJANDRO L, IN TEXAS, IS RICH IN "SOLID" ASSETS.
For the next 12 days we will be giving away 12 insane prizes. Each day a new prize reveals itself, and each day you have the chance to enter to win it. 12 days. 12 prizes. 12 winners. It all starts at midnight on November 13th and ends at midnight on November 24th. Mountain Standard Time, of course.
Every day at midnight (mountain standard time) a new prize will reveal itself. Click the “enter to win” button. Fill out your name. Then your last name. Then your email. Then-- you know what, you got this.
You have 24 hours to enter for each prize. Entries will close at midnight MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME.
18 or older.
You don’t have to buy anything to enter. We may bug you if you enter, but only if you win.
Yes. You can enter for all 12 prizes, but you will have to come back each day to enter.
I mean technically, yes. But we’ll be filtering out all multiple entries, so I’d find something better to do with your time.
The winner is decided and contacted the following day.
With a super scientific state of the art random number generator.
We will call you. Probably from a number you’ve never seen before. Answer your damn phone. There may be a free car waiting on the other line.
Yes you do, you signed up for it.
We’ll worry about that later.
12 Days. (moron)
We are. The majority of pitviper.com is on sale right now.