Introducing The Exciters
With Dual Lens Technology™
200% More Lens Than The Original Pit Vipers. Or 100% More? Um, IDK.
Keep going, there is a puppy at the bottom of this page.
4 Impressive Styles
They Are Big In All The Right Places.
Like eye coverage & attitude. (Pssst, Paul. Your fingers are in the shots.)
Best In Class Accessories Included
Every Pair Comes With A Set Of "Tie Downs".
Paul, learn how to edit photos and get your damn fingers out of the shots.
Oh Nice, Real Mature.
Do you have a shred of professionalism in that hampster dome of yours?
Is it that hard to get your fingers out of the shot?
uuuuuuugggg. Okay. You Made Your Point.
Can we please just finish this?
I'm really sorry you people had to see that.
Okay, forget him. Where were we?
They are z87 safety rated.
We've waited so long to say that.
Exciters Are Adjustable
We kept the e-spot because we knew you'd like it.
And now introducing the Brook Shields. A feature to pine over.
This Was Working Better With Photos
We have some around here somewhere.
There We Go
I promised a puppy
Here is your fricken puppy. Now buy The Exciters.