FBI: Federal Bussy Investigator

With a design that's equal parts cheeky and chic, the "FBI: Federal Bussy Investigator" Hat is the crown jewel in your clandestine ensemble. Its plush fabric and adjustable fit guarantee comfort, even during those marathon stakeouts that require you to get your hands dirty. Remember, it's not just a hat, it's an attitude. Get yours today and let the world know you're ready to take on any mission, one bussy at a time!

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:
Following a stiff and rigorous internal company-wide competition, our top 10 employees have each designed a shitty hat.
142 of each hat has been birthed into this world.
You cast your vote with your money. Buy your favorite hats.The first Shitty Hat to sell out wins! The winning employee receives bragging rights, the right to a federally mandated lunch break, and they don't have to do karaoke at the office holiday party.